I just found a coupon for Fancy Feast Appetizers. It's tag is "Celebrate anytime."
And I'm like, "celebrate with your cat by buying them an appetizer?"
So I shook my head, but then I looked down at Roo who is staring at me with his big scared cat eyes as I'm starting to pack up the kitchen for my intended move next week (45 minutes closer to my work and into my first purchased house) and I hear myself saying, "aw! We'll celebrate when we get to the new place! With appetizers!"
Not that most cats would understand the concept of an appetizer, or more probably a celebration. Still... we live very strange lives and walk in strange social circles, most of us contemporary humans. And the little animals we string along with us.