Thursday, July 31, 2008

Some pics from the Prairie Dog Blues Fest!

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Jason Ricci & New Blood


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I don't remember their name but they were playing in the beer tent.


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Cigar box guitar!


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Me and the gang - Lucy took the pic.


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My friends. This is a gas powered margarita maker (2 stroke engine). It is awesome.

Brian is running it. He has also bungee'd it to a canoe and took it down the river. He is my sister's husband.



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To quote my sister Lucy, "this is how the Bartash's roast marshmallows." To which I add "... and loose eyebrows."



Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Eating dinner with Leahy's last night
































Dinner with our lovely landlord and lady, Steve and Cathy Leahy. Rebecca was in town from Portland and we had brats, pasta salad, baked beans, Bud Light from September 2007 (they don't drink a lot of beer) and watermelon. For desert, chocolate and butterscotch chip bars. Then we sat outside and braved the swarms of gnats and petted the old dogs, Abby and Brandy, and talked about everything from Alzheimer's disease to monkeys in trailers (conversation topics which are connected by a lady who breeds champion poodles, believe it or not...) .

One of the coolest places I have found here so far is Starks. I don't know if you can buy a gun and a six pack on the same visit, but if ever you could, this is the place. They sell 600+ varieties of wine AND 300 hp. outboard boat motors. And fishing lures. And of course cheese.

Note: goes without saying. Every place sells local cheese. Even the gas station.


The Rock-tumber of Life

Between Bertha and Brett I just don't know what to think about this world any more, except that thing really are never what they seem, and this world is way too complex for us to understand. Even when we work together.

Bertha still needs a lot of work. She's staring into our bedroom window right now, parked as she is up against the side of the house. First and foremost is getting the temp thing taken care of - fixing the gauge or determining if the temporary gauge is correct. Then, finding out, if she really is overheating, what to do about it. The radiator was rebuilt; do we need a newer one? bigger one? All the electrical needs to be checked and possibly updated. The transmission works, but is a little slippery. Needs new tires on the front. Needs a bath and needs to be waxed. I need to finish painting inside, the fridge has to be made to work on both gas and battery. The gas gauge and speedometer are unreliable. The carpet in the front cab needs to be replaced. We need an air conditioner.

Donnie has for sure fallen out of love with her. It has been an expensive learning experience, but now we have a much better understanding of how RVs work and what we need to have a fun and enjoyable vacation. And we have learned that you can throw all the money in the world at something, and it still might not make it. Add to that the gas prices of today, and Bertha really doesn't make a lot of sense, even for short trips.

Things to look for in our next RV--

  • Better gas mileage
  • Smaller
  • Good for overnights or 250 mile radius trips (5 hrs.)
  • Climbs hills
  • Comfortable bed
  • Everything works - and I mean everything!
  • Has manual
  • Previous owner has records / receipts

I wonder if Donnie would consider a trailer we could pull with his van?

I am not as heart-sick as DMV on this. I still like her. We put so much in -

  • Volt regulator
  • PVC valve
  • Air filter
  • Rotor
  • Distributor cap
  • Plugs
  • Breather
  • Coil
  • Wires
  • Water pump
  • Alternator
  • Air conditioner water pump
  • Exhaust pipe and muffler
  • Sewer hose and chemicals
  • Ceiling vent
  • Vent covers
  • New cover for couch
  • Fresh water hose and filler
  • New light
  • Wiper blades
  • Master cylinder
  • Break fluid
  • Adjustment and flush of rear breaks
  • Drain and fill differential
  • Replace wheel inner rear seal
  • Flush power steering
  • Shocks - front and rear
  • Transmission tightened and adjusted
  • Freon for a/c
  • Carb rebuilt
  • New starter
  • Engine rebuild
  • Gasket for manifold
  • Radiator rebuilt
  • Thermostat
  • Motor mounts
  • Drive belt
  • Radiator hose
  • Transmission hose
  • Fuel pump
  • Resurface manifolds
  • Transmission pump seal
  • Exhaust manifold
  • Electrical relay
  • Coach and deep-cell batteries
At one point we decided that it would be better to fix everything than spend a couple extra thousand to get a vehicle that was newer by 10 years. I still kinda believe that. And, one more comment. I thought it was a lot to spend $600 each person on gas. But that's the same price as an airline ticket now a days.

Besides, I have bigger things to worry about than an RV.

I thought it was a weird time to retire - in March. Now I think Brett, just go be retired. But if he does play again, I'll realize what he probably wanted people to see all the time -- he's a guy not a god. And I don't think he wants to end up like Dale Earnhart (i.e. martyred) and so he'll just go on to wreck his rather insane and disturbing public persona by, well, being an asshole. More power to you I guess.

There is a plaque at the riverside here which speaks to the kinds of dichotomies I've been discussing, only with the much more natural example of the Mississippi. I will have to go get a picture of it, or at least transcribe the text. Perhaps the spirit of the river is more permeating that I thought.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

150 year county fair



I now live in Crawford county. The county fair was rather small, but still super fun! First, when we arrived in Gays Mills (yes, the same one that flooded only a month ago) and poked around a bit. There is an interesting log cabin park where a number of old buildings have been reassembled with signs saying what they use to be (like a chicken coup or a schoolhouse - both equally tiny.)






We arrived just as they were starting a hog auction (most were going for $1.40 - $1.70 / lb.) We looked around and were saddened by the lack of goats (I knew they wouldn't have many - I had looked ahead at the schedule and had not seen judging.) We walked around a bit and I caught this look of a horse-lover's vanity plate.
















Not a goat.


We have been really pigging out lately. The fair is not the place to start a diet. Here is us posing in front of the cheese curd-mobile















































We did not ride this thing. However, we did see two little girls in the last car look like they were going to die when they got off. It was a looong ride too!















Me and my friend beer.

















This means nothing.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Road Pictures
































This is the dawn of the second day, still in OR.












































We bought a fan that can run on batteries or when plugged in. It's an AC/DC fan.
















Me in the kitchen.















Breakfast = oatmeal and coffee






























Some interior shots















W
hich one of these is not like the others (by about $100,000)?

















































Looking rather triumphant.

A few final pics of Portland
















Under the power lines in Wilsonville, OR
















My bike, sold at yard sale for $5
















Door

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

House Pics!


The "Back House"


The front house with walkway to back house


Me at work!


View out my office window. Those are Tibetan prayer flags, not my laundry.

Work is busy; really busy. Over the 4th of July week, I was out, so I'm catching up on that. Plus, being a short week, lots got crammed in to those 4 days. Add to that the fact that I am also doing the media searching this week (first time in 3 weeks) and setting up everything here, it's no wonder I feel a bit manic!

Donnie and I grilled out. Noting like German brats. Yesterday (Tues.) we drove over the bridge to Marquette and MacGregor IA. MacGregor is pretty neat (Marquette is just really small. They do have Eagle's Landing Winery which will make anyone back in Portland laugh, but they work with what they've got. Also an antique's mall which we'll have to check out on a Saturday sometime. We also had a beer at the bar and cafe.)

Anyway, MacGregor is the quintessential river town: touristy (so it has restaurants, bars, antique shops etc.) but also a working small town with a post office, library etc. We walked past a bed and breakfast that was saved from falling into disrepair by a couple of puppeteers in the 1970s who put whimsical doors on the caves in the bluff behind the building.
















We walked past the Old Man River microbrewery, but it was closed. We were trying to figure out why (they just opened in Oct!) when a portly retired gent who had just gotten out of his car told us they were closed on Tuesday. But his bar, the Pocket City Pub, was open! So we went over there with him.

It was just us and the bartender in there but it was pretty nice to chat with them. He grew up in Nebraska and had bought the bar as a turnkey operation for something to do when he retired (from what I can't remember). Turns out Iowa just went smoke free in bars over 4th of July weekend. He was saying that he didn't smoke, but he didn't feel it was right that his bartender had to go outside when she wanted a cigarette. But none of his regulars had given him any trouble about it yet. There was a sign on the wall that said "The smoking ban is not health related, it is a social constraint on your liberties. If it were for heath reasons, then cigarettes themselves should be banned." Which makes sense to me.

Also, the back patio abuts the bluffs and when you walk out, you can barely see the sky; just a big limestone rock wall. Donnie went out there, then detoured to the men's room when he came back in. The owner saw him and said, "...he goes and uses my bathroom? He was just outside, why didn't he just go out there?" He also made a comment when Donnie ordered a PBR that he was tapping into his private stash.

Okay, sorry, this post has gone on long enough! I just got my 35mm pics back from the trip, so look for them tomorrow!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Mah second day at work

Supposedly Prairie got two inches of rain in 43 minutes. Woah.

I have to have the cable guy come today so I'm heading over to the cafe before work to check my email.

At Cafe:

Pretty nice. Big and open. Wooden tables. Good latte. I also got something called a cobblestone muffin which has apple slices and is very yummy.

Later:

I sent these pics to people at work, telling them about my trip:


Our chariot


Donnie the bus driver


Sarah the cowgirl (that's my hat from Australian Adventure)


Roo enjoys some sun


Jackie Chan stowed for departure

Got a new (working) headset. My computer however, is from 2002 and is not very nimble. I just realized that I have a .pst file where I keep all my old email (since 2006) and it's nearly 5 G (5,000,000 kb). Yeah, that ain't helping any. So tonight when I'm off line I'm gonna try to break it into smaller bits so I can search it more easily.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Norah and Brian's anni!

Well, I think my first day working remotely went well. Not too many snafus. Although my headset / mic setup stopped working. That is, the mic is so quiet it's really annoying. Sounds like I'm talking underwater. And because I bought it at a Fry's in OR (there aren't any out here) I can't really return it (plus I didn't bring the packaging with me.) There's a radio shack in town I can check at, and I'll also contact Logictech (already did all the troubleshooting and cranked all the volume way up.)

I realized I went over my cell minutes this month. Whoops. Norah said to call and change it and they'd probably forgive me this month, so that's good. I still am not sure if I will need to get a new cell phone for work, or if my current one (or a combo of my current one and my online phone) will work. T-mobile supposedly has good coverage, and you can use them overseas, but other than that, they don't have many other services that interest me.

I visited Nor, by the way. One year ago we were marching down the isle. Actually, by this time we were dancing the night away! Nor said she and Brian haven't watched the wedding video from that day yet, which I think is funny but understandable. It was a really big production, and a lot of times, after a big production, you just want to tear down the scenery and move on.


Really big storm today /tonight. Lots of thunder-boomers and lightning.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Our first day of rest

Today we got up leisurely, and let me tell you, what a thrill. The house is pretty much still in shambles, but we spent some time to put things at least slightly in order. The house has a tiny bathroom, but it has a good sized medicine cabinet that absorbed a lot of stuff, the same with the kitchen - lots of storage space. The cats have already found the highest cupboards to leap into and look down at us from. They have also discovered they can hide behind the fridge and make us freak out, thinking they somehow got outside.

One great thing about this place is AIR CONDITIONING. It's the first house we've ever had that has it. So nice, being that it has been pretty hot. But, it's summer and is to be expected.

There was a pretty decent thunderstorm tonight, with lighting. Really glad I have wireless, but also kinda creeped out. Just doesn't seem like it should work. But hey, can't get a power surge through the air.

Donnie and I took some time this afternoon to explore (after a nap, some food, and another nap.) We walked down to the very small (one produce stall + some flee market booths) Farmer's Market. We bought a watermelon, corn on the cob, zucchinis, and strawberries. Then we visited the Tourism office and picked up oodles of brochures. Donnie tried to ask the lady there where to get a recycle bin and couldn't get a streight answer. He got a post it with a list of about 4 names and phone #s on it. Also, there is a statue standing on a pedestal outside the office and he asked what was up with it -- it's Father Marquette and the pedestal is dated 1910, the statue 1970 the dedication has a different date, and supposedly there is a time capsule holding dirt from Michigan where he died. ???

Then we stumbled upon Valley Fish and Cheese - a funky, touristy building decorated with all sorts of river town crap - nets, signs, boat motors. Still, inside, they had free samples of everything from smoked carp to snapping turtle sausage. I went home with some perch and a round of local feta style goat cheese. As we walked away, we could see the owner dude slathering some freshwater creature with marinade in the back smoke house.

Finally, we ended up having to go shopping at the local grocery store. We ended up at, you guessed it, Piggly Wiggly.

Our first meal together in our new place was potatoes, corn on the cob, stuffing, roast lemon pepper chicken and cranberry sauce.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

We're here!



July 5 –

Well, technically, we entered Minnesota at midnight. We got to Winona, where Donnie’s family lives, at 4 a.m. And then, my friends, we slept.

I woke up around 9 or so. Donnie had feed the cats earlier (I think, barely remember). I woke up just feeling horrid. My hands were still shaking with road vibrations and I was all clenched up inside and my neck and back were sore. Eventually, I got up, freshened up a bit, and got Donnie up. We went in and his mom was making pancakes, sausages, bacon and tea. She and Donnie’s dad were watching Trey, Kaza and Aiden, Donnie’s niece and nephews, who immediately leapt on Uncle. We ate and showed off Bertha and did a load of laundry.

Dan, Donnie’s friend who drove my car back, had his girlfriend Deanna come and pick us up, and we went to see Dan’s house (he is restoring a type 4 VW in his garage). Then Donnie and I drove back to his parent’s house and took off with both vehicles towards Prairie. Donnie’s van is still sitting in his parent’s drive way (Donnie drove his van back filled with stuff to move us in, and then took the train back to drive Bertha). We’ll be back up next weekend to collect it.

One day soon I will draw a schematic of how the logistics of all this move. I believe it would be very entertaining.

We made one important stop on our way to Prairie, and that was at the Dakota Firehouse parking lot to meet with my parents (as opposed to making a 10 mile round trip out of our way). It was nice and they really liked Bertha – they wanted to rent her in August to go to a reunion.

We traveled across the Mississippi River bridge into LaCrosse and I took a great snap of Bertha from my car. We stopped in Ferryville to buy some fireworks (pretty much any kind of firework is legal in Wisconsin – yay! And this place, just a mom and pop hardware store most of the year, had a whole other section that had flat screen TVs showing what the fireworks looked like when they went off. There was a huge pack called “King of the Block” with fountains and rockets the size of microwave ovens. It cost $249). We also went to a Ferryville store that sold local cheese and bought some precious curd as well as a three pack block of cheddar, Colby and jack.

Arrived at the “back house” around 2:30 – 3 p.m. Donnie did such a nice job of getting it all set up. It is very small, but I think we will fit in very nicely. We are just going to loaf for the next day and a half. Will catch up later!

Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy 4th of July!

Rolling along towards Lincoln NE

Man. Nothing much new to report. Bertha is still running too hot for my comfort, the front tires are still too old, but we are keeping on as only we can. Stupidly, not quite ignorant but not quite smart enough to do anything about it.

Last night we filled up at a gas station, then drove until we got to a KOA campground. Donnie figured out how to do the night check-in thing and we had a great dinner if I do say so myself. Donnie had meatloaf for lunch and had gotten a slab to go in a doggie bag. I cut that up, fried it with garlic, fennel seed, basil and oregano in some oil, then added a can of tomato paste, some water and a pkt of powdered sloppy joe mix. Cooked up some angel hair pasta and garlic toast, stirred the pasta into the sauce and topped with parm cheese. Had wax beans on the side. Yum!

Before we slept, the cats were looking out the window, “barking” at something (where their bottom jaw quivers and they make a “eh eh meh eh” noise under their breath.) I got a little worried that the pillows we have stuffed up under the dash might not be enough to keep some determined raccoons from getting in (under the dash are a few small gaps that lead to the outside). In the end we slept pretty well until the dawn chorus woke us at 4 a.m. Central. Which was 2 a..m. Pacific. The cats joined in, doing a jig on our faces. This morning, I saw what the cats were probably so interested in the night before. Not raccoons. There were a few little ground squirrels running around, and the guy with the lux 5th wheel next to me pointed out a hole in the ground where they had been watching a mother and son come and go.

It never fails, no matter where we park, we always end up with the neighbors talking behind out rig, and I get all paranoid about the 10 year rule (because our Bertha is usually without fail one of the oldest things in the park) and wonder if one of our tires are flat, or our waste tanks are leaking or something. Well, and then it turns out to be they are talking about ground squirrels.

I think it was my sister Lucy who pointed it out to me, right before Donnie and I left Cleveland. She read a blog of mine and said she was surprised to learn how paranoid I am about stuff. I also worry about everything. This trip I have had plenty to worry about, but not a lot to do to combat those worries. But I don’t have that switch that some people have where they can just say “well, nothing I can do about it,” or “I’ve done all I can, no sense in worrying anymore” or, “it’s in God’s hands now.” I worry in the hope that if I worry about it, it won’t happen. Or if it does, I have a plan to deal with it, or it turns out to not be as bad as I imagined it could be. For example, when I worry that perhaps our front tire will blow out and flip us into the path of a semi that will then smash us to scrap, what really ends up happening is we pull off to the shoulder and call Progressive Roadside Assistance. That way, I prepared for the worst and when the worst doesn’t happen, I’m happy. Actually, what ends up happening is nothing – our tires are fine, Bertha’s hot but the radiator fluid isn’t boiling or anything, and even the little electrical stuff we’ve had to deal with fixes itself. I wish I could know all that before hand and just be able to enjoy the scenery. But even if I did have 20/20 future vision, I think I might still worry.

This morning we made French press coffee and oatmeal with sugar, butter, nuts and cranberries in it. My friend Kathy had given me the coffee and the trail mix of nuts and cranberries and it made for a mighty fine meal.

Took a lot of 35mm pics of interesting rigs at the KOA.

Sarah’s 4th of July Essay

How can I justify driving 2000 miles in a 30 year old vehicle that gets 9 miles per gallon on the weekend with the highest gas prices on record? Why should I? The answer to both questions is easy; I am an American.

I live in the richest, most powerful country in the world, according to most people and media outlets. It is the United States of America. The USA. We call ourselves Americans, to the chagrin of some people who live in South or Central America, other parts of North America, other parts of the world, and even, some people who live in the US. This country is huge. It is complex. The people are amazingly diverse. The land is wild and developed, tamed and hellishly unforgiving. I love it, I fear it, I wouldn’t leave it, I abuse it.

Today is the day this country became a country. 200 years and 4 months before I was born. So recent compared to a lot of countries, a long time for others that still may be trying to gain the freedom we did. We have done a lot of good will with our freedom, but at the same time, we have done a lot of harm with our freedom. We create magical medical advances, we extend life, we feed people, we also shoot each other, we do drugs for recreational purposes, we destroy wildlife and wild lands and we also preserve huge chunks of land and save many species.

Donnie and I bought this RV from a couple who had had much joy from it over the years. We supported a lot of local blue collar jobs by having as much work done to this thing as we have. We contributed very little to any landfills by reusing and rebuilding parts – from the radiator, to the couch, to the refrigerator. Yes, we are contributing to global warming by running something so fuel inefficient, but except for gasoline, we are using very little of anything else. We are sleeping at rest stops, using a tiny amount of propane to boil water and run our lights off the battery which is charged each time we drive down the road. Even now, the computer I am typing on is running through a power inverter that is running off the coach battery which is constantly being charged by the vehicle alternator.

Also, this is a once in a lifetime thing.

So, I can’t, and I don’t have to justify anything. But I try, since I am a human who likes doing good. I like recognition for doing things well or doing things right or doing things that others want to do or may imagine doing, but for one reason or another can’t or won’t. What I am doing is stupid. What I am doing is important. What I am doing is letting me see the country, letting me contemplate life, letting me see the hundreds of truckers that are moving goods to and fro across this country.

At the end of this trip, I think I will be a more religious person. I think I will be a better American. I would like to think that this once in a lifetime trip is also a life changing trip. And I would like it to change my life for the better. As an American, my power is as great as my freedom. To find out how to use this for good, you have to find out what good is.

4:31 Central Time

In a rest stop that has Wi Fi – finally in Iowa!!! Not sure where we’ll be seeing fireworks tonight. Gonna have a late lunch / early dinner of mac and cheese here, then take off again.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Internet slow here -- so only one pic!

Through through through, he'll get that train through!

2:44 a.m. Pacific, 3:44 a.m. Mountain

At a Flying J Plaza in Rock Springs WY. Was hoping to get on Wi Fi but it costs $12.50 /mo. When you sign up for a year! Uh no.

Some day, mebbe, when I wake up, I will tell you the tale of mighty DMV, who took that big ol train through the avalanche. Or maybe I’ll tell you the true story of Donnie V., who wrangled big Bertha up and down old highway 30 for hours and hours in the dead of night, braving 2 lane highways, semis, giant pickup trucks, a myriad of animals running hither and thither, changing traffic patterns, road work every where, tunnels, mountains, and even a road closed sign – with a stop light and a nice guy in a escort car that appeared when the light turned green to guide Bertha and her cargo through the off road adventure. What a night.

2:18 p.m. Pacific, 3:18 p.m.

We finished up Wyoming this morning. Stopped at a mom and pop gas station at 7 a.m. that didn’t open until 8. So we chilled out. It gets so much colder at night and in the morning! After filling up, we shot off towards Nebraska. However, we had a bit of a scare when I took over driving and the radio wouldn’t work. Then the blinkers, and the horn and the wipers. Donnie was scared it was the alternator, so we didn’t want to shut off the ignition. We drove around Cheyenne, WY looking for a Midas or something. Decided Cheyenne is not the town for places like Midas. Instead we found Buzz’s Transmission.

Donnie doesn’t think the guy who helped us was Buzz. He was a skinny older dude with a weather-beaten face, thinning hair, wearing overalls and chomping a lit cigar. The two looked under the trunk, played around with a few things, and found that a whole half of the fuse box wasn’t getting power. Finally determined to turn off the ignition and see if she would even start again. Well, not only did she start, the radio and everything else came back on! There apparently is some sort of plug / relay in the steering column and all of our driving off road last night might have unplugged it a little. We’ll hope it holds together enough to get us home (don’t relish the thought of taking the steering wheel off right now.)

Stopped at a Bosselman travel plaza and ate very uninspiring lunch. Donnie had meatloaf sandwich and I had salad bar. Now Donnie’s taking a shower before we take off and I’m gonna try to post my blog from inside the plaza.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Oh ho ho. What fun we have had today.

Okay, lettsee. Last night, after sitting at the parking lot in Hood River, we drove as far as Pendleton. Got there at around 9 p.m. and drove past one rest area with the promise of finding one 28 miles down the road. What they failed to mention was that it was 28 miles, 8 of which took you past the Blue Mountains. I had always heard them talk about Pendleton and the Blue Mountains on Oregon Public Broadcasting, but no one I talked to ever knew where they were. Well, they don’t have peaks and are just sloping very tall hills. But they are tall, and we didn’t realize we were even ascending until we saw chain-up areas. Whoops. So, we pulled off at a View Point (had no rest rooms or anything) and decided to sleep there for the night.

I did not sleep well. I have been backwards and forwards with people on line about RV camping at rest stops. Some say it is the worst idea - noisy, not safe, “why sleep there - that’s what RV parks are for” etc. Some people say that truckers get mad at RVers who park there (we parked in a car spot just to be safe.) And some people have no problem with it.

Well, it was loud, what with trucks careening up and down the hills all night, and pulling off to rest, and the cats were restless, and my brain kept playing tricks on me. Finally, at 4 a.m. I decided to voyage up the hills. I told Donnie nothing would make me happier than for him to continue to sleep while I drove. I have a really hard time sleeping while in motion so the fact that he could do that really made me feel good. Plus, then he would be fully rested to take over later in the day.

I actually had a wonderful morning. Made it up the Blue Mts with not a thermal problem in site. In fact, I was actually chilly, as compared to the heat the day before. Kept the temp right around 180. Of course, I was going slow as well. Down the other side was fun because I found I could coast down a grade of 6% with just the weight of the vehicle carrying me down. It was a pretty morning too.

I got us all of the way to Ontario, the last big town in Oregon. Then Donnie took over (it was around 9:30 a.m.), we had gas station breakfast, fed the cats and started driving again.

It heated up almost immediately. 85-90+ degrees at least by the time we reached Boise. Bertha was huffing and puffing. We stopped at a few rest stops between to try to let her rest and recover. She was just overheating. Finally made it to Boise and had to get our oil changed. We were talking with two of the garage guys at the gas station – one listened to my engine and knew right away about my engine noise (the noise that originally sent me into a tizzy when the RV just died in the middle of the street. The noise turned out not to be related to the RV dying, but still remains. He said it sounded like a rocker arm or lifter. He had rebuilt a 440 engine in a 30 foot motorhome, so I was pretty sure he new what he was talking about. Donnie wanted to ask him more, but said that the guy seemed pretty sweaty and cranky. The other guy we talked to was about the overheating prob. He use to be a bus driver and said that we should wedge a piece of wood under the hood (we had been traveling with it popped but latched) and tie it with a tie down or bungee. He also said that if we let up on the gas going up hills and let he transmission downshift, the fan might work harder.

So anyway, we decided to wait out some of the heat, so we found a park in Boise. Even there in the shade it was hot, but I still was able to sleep for one hour. Donnie put the “BERTHA II” cut vinyl Dan made him on the tire cover along with a Cleveland Brown’s Dog symbol. Which is so fitting since Bertha II is named after Donnie’s friend Nick’s temperamental female pitbull.

Then we took off again, and soon pulled over at a rest area to dump our grey and black water tanks (to get rid of some weight), to fill up with some more fresh water (for safty and to rig up the block-of-wood-under-hood deal, since a.) it was 3 p.m. and hotter literally than hell. I think it could have been over 100. And b.) Bertha was really heating up. We did that, and it worked really well. We made it to Twin Falls, ID. The cats were all but melting. I dowsed them up with water, but really felt horrible that they looked so uncomfortable. We have a fan, but no ceiling AC (not that it would have done us any good unless we were pulled over at a place with electrical hookups) and the Freon in the dash AC that Donnie had had refilled all leaked out since the guy who did it forgot a seal. Add that to the fact that, with all the overheating issues, it probably wouldn’t have been good to tax the engine further with an AC compressor, and that is why we were making do with a fan. It was rather unfortunate.

So anyway, fueled up at Twin Falls with gas for Bertha and tuna fish sandwiches and milk for Donnie and I, and then, it was about 8 p.m. We are now cruising down the highway, hoping to keep going through the night. It is pretty flat, very cool and dim. Well, will get downright dark soon, but that’s what headlights are for.

Hope we make it to Wy by tomorrow.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Documentarians are Douchbags

Noon


We may leave Portland today. I picked up Bertha II yesterday – stopped by at around noon, they were just finishing up, and they asked me to come back in an hour or two. Tong and Albert at Portland Automotive were really great. Still, turns out that after this whole month in the shop, it was just an electrical relay that had to be replaced, possibly due to the fact that I tried to run the refrig. off 12 volt on May 31. Due to a bad diagnosis from Town and Country Dodge in Willsonville, we spent the whole time dicking around with the engine. Oh well. She starts and runs. However, the temp gage, horn and a/c no longer work, and the belts squeal. So we are going to try to replace the temp gage and the belts and then we should be able to go. I am resting up now in preparation for driving through the night. I really don’t want to be driving through Pendleton at 5 p.m. – it is suppose to be 100 degrees there today.

I am glad Donnie is here. I did a lot while he was gone, but I really think he is wired to deal with and understand the auto stuff more than I. Really, it is neither of our forte. But, for instance, they just got the horn working. Woot.

Oh, and anyone who is able to deal with everything life throws at them and take the time to document it gets no respect from me. They must either shirk their duties or have scads of cash, time and stamina. Just this a.m. I was thinking that I wish I could have blogged about my experiences picking up Bertha yesterday, taking it for a test drive with Tong (we both decided that the tech at T&C was too wimpy to try to turn the engine by hand which is why he thought it siezed. I really wish I had the balls and the lawyer to sue the bastards), paying in cash for their services and taking the bus back to the auto shop with $100 bills stuffed in my bra. But I was too busy doing all that shit! And then, this a.m., when I probably could have had the time and had had a night’s rest, I didn’t have internet hookup since I had already shut it off, and the coffee shop down the street w/ wi fi wasn’t open yet.


5 p.m

We have made it about 60 miles! Bertha has not over heated, but she “warms up” a bit going up hills. So we have pulled over just past Hood River to let her chill out a bit. Perhaps we will try to travel some more tonight when it’s cooler. We’ll see how adventuresome we feel.